bitter sweet
"Lets get something straight first of all. No one - NO ONE, will ever think this is a flashlight. I could break a tree in half and light it on fire at one end and that would more easily pass off as a flashlight.
The cap is just that, a cap; no lens, or even a Wile E. Coyote style drawn on lens. It's foot long, has an 11" circumference, and just in case you might somehow encounter someone who's only ever seen a flashlight in passing, the designers decided to put a giant "FLESHLIGHT" logo on the side.
Let's get back on track though, it's great. The material is soft and stretchy, the texture is smooth and skin-like and the bumps on the inside feel great. It is needy tough - you'll need to use lots of lube, especially if you have a thick penis.
You may think, "oh dude, i can just use water."; I think that's a great way to perform your own circumcision.
Get lube, and it has to be water based as oil will slowly reduce your flesh light into a giant sex toy case filled with pink goop.
Lube gets expensive but there's a trick that involves buying xananth gum (a thickening agent that you can buy on this website for about 10$) and mixing 1/4 teaspoon per 1 cup water. a 6oz bag makes 48 gallons of lube. You should also add either 2 teaspoons of salt or a cap full of rubbing alcohol to prevent bacterial growth.
Speaking of bacteria, you also need to wash your fleshlight out after every use and let it dry for hours outside its case. You also need to soak it in hot water (not boiling) for 10 minutes to heat it up before use, and you might need to take it on a varying number of dates before it puts out depending on how liberal the unit they send you is.
In summery: it great to use, it requires maintenance to rival the most material women on earth, and its massive. Emphasis on the last part; If you share a dorm room or an apartment, you might as well ask them to send you a complimentary "I have a FLESHLIGHT!" T-shirt cause you'll never be able to hide this thing.
Feels good though."
(S.T.U.) SEX THAT much longer ULTIMATELY
"This was my first time buying a sex toy. At first I was kinda iffy on buying the STU mostly because of the price since I only make minimum wage. But I decided to man up and fork out the $70 for it. It took about a week to get to my dorm. I got the box went up to my room and was in for one heck of a surprise. First of all I wasn't expecting this thing to be almost the length of my forearm give or take an inch or two. If you want to know how big this thing is go to the gas station, get a 1/2 a pint of ice cream, and then imagine that ice cream to be 11 inches long. That's basically how this thing looks in size. So if your like me at college you might as well not worry about hiding it because if anyone sees it they'll know what it is. Mostly because it says in big 2 inch letters on it that it's a SEXLIGHT. So after I went through the whole "Yeah that's a masturbator I use it so what" with my roommate I waited till the next day when he was in class and I wasn't. I then locked the door of my room, took it out of the sleeve, warmed it in the shower, took the tube out of it, put it back in the sleeve, PUT WATER BASED LUBE in and on it, and used it.
AND IF YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT NOT USING LUBE THEN YOU MIGHT AS WELL RUB YOUR PENIS WITH SANDPAPER.
First of all this isn't your hand. This is the CLOSEST thing to a real life VAGINA other than the actual VAGINA,and the texture is amazing. So me being a first time user and all. I decided to use it like I do my hand. This was WRONG. If you wanna use this thing for what it was made for a STAMINA TRAINING UNIT then you need to go up and down as slowly as possible for the best results. I did that and I almost came close to passing out. After I was finished I took it out of the sleeve, cleaned it and let it dry out of the sleeve.
YOU MUST CLEAN IT AFTER EACH USE AND LET IT DRY OUT OF THE SLEEVE OR IT BECOMES WORTHLESS.
All in all this is a STAMINA TRAINING UNIT. If you last 5 minutes with the STU you'll last 10 minutes in bed. If you last 10 minutes in the STU you'll last 20 minutes in bed. And then 20 minutes becomes 40 minutes and so on. Basically if you are like I was and quick on the trigger then this is the thing for you. Also it is a very good substitute if you and your girlfriend are going through a rough patch and you aren't the cheating type then this is what works best.
CONS:
Nowhere near as inconspicuous as it says it is, needs tons of lube, and needs to be cleaned and dryed after each use.
PROS: THE BEST MASTUBATOR IN THE WORLD HANDS DOWN. AND YOU'LL LAST MUCH LONGER IN THE SACK."